Give up drugs

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Post 1 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Monday, 09-Nov-2009 17:10:20

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever," he said.

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" the judge said.

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles: one very small and one very large and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second guy.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded one hundred fifty six people to give up drugs forever," he said.

"That many people! How amazing! How did you manage to do that!" the judge asked.

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'this is your anus before prison,'" he said.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 20:27:54

oh wow...lol

Post 3 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 21:03:38

lol wow..

Post 4 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Wednesday, 11-Nov-2009 17:05:44

heard it before, but it's still epic.

Post 5 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 11-Nov-2009 19:26:25

That's awesome!

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 12-Nov-2009 8:06:37

lmfao! i love it.

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 14-Nov-2009 17:59:12

Whoa! Quite amusing.

Post 8 by Mlynwei (Last word? Gimmie the first!) on Friday, 20-Nov-2009 3:07:25

I've told this joke to possibly dozens of people since the first time I heard it. Not once did I ever fail to get a laugh.

Post 9 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 01-Dec-2009 0:14:00

LMAO.